Proposed new rule: All AI output should rhyme

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I do know I normally lead Startups Weekly with my very own column (and I did write one this week, so if you’re by some means a fan of all the things I write, go ham), however Devin’s piece taking a stand towards the pseudanthropy of AI is a must-read. He proposes a brand new algorithm for AIs to comply with to protect our humanity:

  1. AI should rhyme​​.
  2. AI might not current a face or identification​​.
  3. AI can’t “really feel” or “assume.”​​
  4. AI-derived figures, choices and solutions have to be marked ‘⸫’ ​​.
  5. AI should not make life or dying choices​​.
  6. AI imagery will need to have a nook clipped​​.

Sure, these solutions can’t realistically be applied, however read the article anyway; it goes deep about a number of the attention-grabbing challenges we face as AIs get extra mature and ubiquitous.

Okay, with right now’s philosophy lesson out of the best way, let’s dive in and see what else is up within the Proper Honorable Royal Kingdom of Startups.

Flying excessive, dippin’ deep

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The turbulent journey of startups is continuous.

Fowl, the as soon as high-flying electrical scooter firm, has crash-landed into bankruptcy. After a wild experience from a $2 billion valuation to a monetary face-plant, this former micromobility poster baby is now restructuring its funds quicker than certainly one of its scooters racing downhill with a tailwind. Now they’re banking on Chapter 11 to maintain their wheels spinning, however solely after shedding some feathers and hoping somebody finds sufficient worth of their property to purchase them out. The irony? Their Canadian and European operations are nonetheless scooting alongside as if nothing occurred.

I’m not gonna say “I informed you so,” however there was undoubtedly no coincidence that I picked Fowl as the instance for the ‘Undertanding the levers in your business’ submit I wrote again in 2018 . . .

Anyway. Right here’s a number of extra tales that’ve stored y’all clickin’:

Again to startups: Eric Wu, the co-founder of Opendoor, is ditching his executive chair for a bean bag in the startup world again. After a decade of taking part in actual property Tetris, Wu’s prepared to return to constructing issues from scratch, amid the hardest actual property market in additional than 40 years.

Feeling safer but?: In a transfer that’s much less shocking than discovering out your password is nonetheless “password123,” Okta has snapped up security firm Spera for a cool $100 million-ish. The latter is sort of a cybersecurity Sherlock Holmes, sniffing out digital weaknesses earlier than they turn into full-blown disasters.

I wager this text triggers their algorithms: Meltwater, the media monitoring maestro that’s been dancing round print and digital information like a tech-savvy ballerina, simply received a $65 million pat on the back from Verdane, valuing the corporate at a cool $592 million.

When synthetic intelligence is extra prevalent than actual intelligence

AI, artificial intelligence,

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Devin breaks open the crystal ball for AI in 2024 and predicts a roller-coaster experience from hype to a actuality examine. He means that OpenAI, post-leadership shuffle, would possibly morph into an Apple-esque “ship it” product powerhouse with its personal AI app retailer. In the meantime, area of interest AI purposes, like agent-based fashions and generative multimedia, might graduate from “meh” to “hmm, attention-grabbing,” particularly in monotonous duties like insurance coverage claims. Within the political enviornment, AI might become a tool for misinformation and manipulation within the 2024 elections, with bot accounts and faux information ramping up the chaos.

I can’t say that I disagree. When media literacy hits all-time low and AI is on the upswing, we have a perfect storm.

Cool cool cool. What else has been cookin’ within the AI kitchen?

Composers, composers, composers: Microsoft Copilot, the AI-powered chatbot, is now dipping its digital toes into the world of music composition via an integration with the GenAI music app Suno. Customers can immediate Copilot to create full songs, together with lyrics and instrumentals, with requests like “Create a pop track about adventures with your loved ones.”

Hey, Spotify, make me a playlist the place each track begins with the letters W, T, and F: Spotify is testing an “AI playlists” function that lets customers create playlists using AI prompts. Customers can kind prompts into an AI chatbot-style field or select from prompt prompts like “Get targeted at work with instrumental electronica,” or “Songs most probably to drive my dad and mom up the wall.”

Sorry, Charles Ponzi, you’ll be able to’t store right here: Rite Aid has been banned from using facial recognition software for five years, after it was discovered that its “reckless use of facial surveillance programs” resulted in buyer humiliation and jeopardized delicate info.

There’s an app for that

top fintech stories of 2023

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Apple has been ordered to cough up $25 million to settle a lawsuit over its Family Sharing feature. The Cupertino-based software program large was selling a “share-all-the-things” function for apps that have been . . . not sharable. Regardless of Apple’s “Who, us?” stance, they determined to throw cash on the downside relatively than endure the limitless courtroom drama. Now, some fortunate Household Sharing customers from the great ol’ days (2015–2019) would possibly get a whopping $30 payout. That’s three months of a post-price-hike Apple TV+ subscription. Yay.

Apple received off calmly in comparison with Google’s current day in court docket. In a “My unhealthy, right here’s some money” transfer, Google’s digging into its couch cushions for a spare $700 million to settle a lawsuit over its Play Retailer monopoly antics. Of this, $630 million goes to U.S. shoppers and a neat $70 million to U.S. states. The search large, as soon as identified for its “Do No Evil” motto, apparently didn’t lengthen that to app distribution on Android. As a part of the deal, Google’s additionally revamping its consumer alternative billing program within the U.S., permitting builders extra freedom in billing strategies. They’re even making sideloading (i.e., putting in apps with out Google’s blessing) much less of a digital impediment course. However let’s not get too excited — as Epic Video games’ VP of public coverage factors out, consumers are still likely to overpay for digital goods thanks to Google’s hefty fees. So, whereas Google’s pockets will get lighter, our wallets may not really feel a lot completely different.

Courtroom shenanigans apart . . .

Sharing is caring: Declare, the brand new social media child on the block, is making an attempt to make sharing rewards with associates the subsequent huge factor. They’ve scooped up $4 million from Sequoia Capital to show shopping for stuff right into a multiplayer sport.

Oh, hello, didn’t see you there: Jagat, a location-based social network that’s all about real-life connections, has zoomed previous 10 million customers. Launched in March, this app, which is sort of a social map for associates and actions, is aiming to make social networking, properly, social once more.

Hyperlink in bio: Linktree, the Australian link-in-bio platform, has scooped up its competitor Koji from GoMeta. On this sport of digital Monopoly, Linktree’s not solely increasing its empire but in addition sending Koji’s product into retirement by January 2024.

High reads on TechCrunch this week

I dipped into our analytics software program to see what else may be price highlighting from the previous week or so. Listed below are a number of extra reads:

Taking the oxygen out of Apple’s Christmas sails: Apple has paused gross sales of its Apple Watch Collection 9 and Extremely 2 as a result of a patent dispute with Masimo, a medical tech agency. The dispute entails the blood oxygen sensor in Apple’s smartwatches.

To Xfinity and past: Comcast’s Xfinity service fell victim to a cyberattack, affecting virtually 36 million prospects. The breach probably uncovered buyer usernames, hashed passwords, contact info, dates of delivery, components of Social Safety numbers, and secret questions and solutions.

The place have been you, tho?: Google, in a transfer that might make Huge Brother rather less nosy, introduced plans to store users’ location data on their devices instead of on its servers. This modification goals to place an finish to the usage of “geofence warrants,” the place police demand Google hand over knowledge from gadgets in a selected space at a sure time. These warrants have been criticized as overly broad and presumably unconstitutional.

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